Monday, May 11, 2009

new digs, can you dig it?

Mon Amore and I just began to move into our fabulous, spacious, airy, new ground floor apartment!
Things about the ground floor apartment: we're going to have to be careful about closing the blinds (in the living room AND the bedroom) so people can't see us having sex when they walk by!
No free shows here.
Things about which one does not need to worry on the third floor, with no one else's windows facing ours.

We were discussing earlier what to do about moving sex toys and porn so that no one will see/hear them. The answer we've come up with is as follows: make sure all batteries are removed, pack securely, and label as something really, really uninteresting and vaguely personal, such as 'taxes' or 'applications'.

We also got a great new television to go along with the great new apartment at a really good deal, on which to watch porn. Perhaps we'll have to get something exciting and new with which to break it in!

1 comment:

Essin' Em said...

Funnily enough, I totally labeled my boxes "porn (kinky/main stream)," "porn - dyke-a-delic," "non-personal/demo sex toys" "really kinky shit" etc.

my friends found it hilarious :) Especially when I gave them the same boxes for their moves!