Monday, March 31, 2008

Dear Brookstone,
Isn't it time that you came clean?

Honestly; who is it that you think you're fooling by calling your high-end vibrators"personal massagers"? The chairs I believe, the foot massagers as well. But the hand held ones? Given that one of them looks exactly like the Hitachi Magic Wand? Come on.

You sell vibrators bracketing. There's really no shame in that. Everyone needs a little lovin', one way or another. Especially as your clientèle tends to be on the hoity-toity side anyway, why not 'fess up? I thought the wealthy in this country could get away with anything. Aren't the rich entitled to designer orgasms?