Friday, September 18, 2009


Sex really turns me into a guy - my stereotypical male qualities and behaviors.
It's funny.
wearing boxers and a white undershirt, drinking a beer which rests between my legs when I'm not drinking it.
Then I burped while making nachos, and Mon Amore informed me that,
"I was just about to say, as long as you don't burp right now, you wouldn't totally be a guy."

It also seems as though my voice gets lower after sex. This may be from moaning, this may be some kind of wash of hormones and endorphins. Who knows? But it's funny and I enjoy it.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

This is EXACTLY what I have always been concerned about.
Glass toys are pretty, they seem interesting, but they frigging terrify me, not matter how unusual problems with them are. ITS GLASS and very important, sensitive parts of the body. I break most everything that it is possible to break, and have what I am told is an extraordinarily *strong* vagina. If its possible to break a glass toy during penetration, I'd be the one who could do it.

Saturday, September 5, 2009

P Style

I really, really want the P Style STAT.
Apparently, this offers a clean and covenient way for people to stand up to people for people who cannot do so otherwise. OMG! I have been trying to learn how to pee standing up since whenever it was that I found out that people with penises could do that probably at - 3 or 4 years old.
This has resulted in years, and years of messy and unsuccessful experiments. I was forced to come to the conclusion that my particular anatomy does not lend itself well to it. I've been told that lots of other female-bodied folks can pee standing up with relatively little difficulty. I simply cannot without hitting my foot or dribbling down my leg. At first I blamed this on the comparative size of my left labia minora to the right, but after trying to push them out of the way, it seems that my urethra itself angles to the side - or at least the stream that comes out of it does.
I know there are a few pack and pee devices out there, but have not heard great things about any of them. Reviews from everyone I know who has tried them always mention that there is some unavoidable dribble, either on the outside of the packy, or down the leg.
While I'm not sure that this is the perfect solution for trans guys, as the logistics of using this to pee in public with or without a packy strike me as kind of difficult, but who knows, maybe I'm wrong. I would absolutely love to try both with and without and see how it goes.