tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882171392138941062024-03-08T01:22:35.075-07:00Let's Blog About SexUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger70125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-67720878817449897022012-10-23T08:30:00.001-06:002012-10-23T08:30:34.282-06:00We'll call it a winWithin three hours of being informed that the cute and fun girl with whom I thought things were going just swimmingly and felt no need to changed informed me that a) She did not want a relationship, to 'move forward' and in response to my telling her that I did not want that either that b) she could not continue as things were, I had secured a date for this weekend.
Maybe I'm not completely Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-22556661922181263802011-12-24T17:01:00.002-07:002011-12-24T17:03:00.853-07:00It still feels like an unbelievable revelation when I find out that someone thinks I'm sexy. Comprehending that more than one person might think this at any given time is like a brick to the head.That's all. Happy whatever you celebrate.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-90295178869462125682011-11-15T21:04:00.005-07:002011-11-15T21:39:52.717-07:00actions and identity, or a consideration of loveI'm going to give a vague Glee spoiler alert here if you happen not to have watched any of season 2 or season 3 thus far. Okay?Santana is in love with Brittany. She's come to the conclusion that she is gay/lesbian. Now, these two things could very well both be true, both in the world of brilliant television musical dramadies, and life, but the first does not necessarily make the second true. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-30215958930269088972011-11-08T20:00:00.002-07:002011-11-08T20:01:13.820-07:00worriesHe didn't say that I worried too much.He didn't tell me to stop worrying.He said " You're an amazing person and you don't need to worry as much as you do."That was new. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-51150814201167764442011-09-14T11:40:00.003-06:002011-09-14T12:07:08.467-06:00me timeOne of my absolute favorite things about spending time alone where I live is the freedom not to wear any more clothing than I want to or is necessary due to temperature. I just took a shower after trying to plant some things. I may have put the sprouted avocado upside down, and that potted basil may have been too late in meeting the garden. That's entirely beside the point. The point is, thatUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-91567797149364004822011-06-01T16:53:00.002-06:002011-06-01T16:56:57.346-06:00add it to the listIn theory, intentionally avoiding relationships should prevent one from finding one's self feeling as though one has been dumped. In reality, this is not entirely true.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-23363454964027501562011-04-05T19:10:00.002-06:002011-04-05T19:13:09.546-06:00Let's get over thisMy darling wife reminded me of the conventional wisdom that it takes half the duration of a relationship to 'get over it' once it has ended. Mon Amore and I were together for 45 months, meaning I should 'be over it' in April of 2012. You know, if the world hasn't already ended by that point.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-52718513368538645862011-04-03T18:39:00.002-06:002011-04-03T18:42:34.745-06:00DisorientationNot long after my split from Mon Amore, some friends from the world of fringe theatre was consoling me over a drink. They began pondering who they might fix me up with 'What guys do we know that are good enough for Kinsey'? I told them guys weren't the only or even necessarily the primary market for me, of which they were apparently totally unaware before. This led to the inevitable question Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-43426550788579874982011-03-28T17:45:00.003-06:002011-03-28T17:49:26.088-06:00there's an app for that!I recently pontificated that if my Kobo, iPod, and vibrator were all one magical device that could also tell me how great my ass looks in those jeans and that I'm way prettier than my ex's new flame, I would pretty much never have any need for a Significant Other again.* Listener's response: There's got to be an app for that!*except for the part that a magical literary/musical/film/orgasm Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-91283036121628223832011-03-26T18:31:00.003-06:002011-03-26T19:20:07.843-06:00just that time and that songI should probably start by saying, because I don't believe that I have yet, that Mon Amore and I went our separate ways back in June.In August I moved from Colorado back to my home town in Nova Scotia. Yeah, I know, I never post, one more excuse, I probably have zero readers. Whatever. I write because I can't help but write, I'll try once again to do more of it in this forum than on paper or Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-10399285933999112942011-01-21T22:59:00.003-07:002011-01-21T23:03:06.835-07:00RevelationHi internet,I know I've been more conspicuously absent than usual, but then, only if you were ever paying attention in the first place. I just had something to share: I just made myself ejaculate without being high for the first time ever. Ejaculation is not unknown or even uncommon for me, but very, very difficult to manage by myself, and on the rare occasions it has happened, it has been afterUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-36587485071866285102010-05-07T21:28:00.002-06:002010-05-07T21:37:18.402-06:00You want me to kiss you after that!?I have a hypothetical vampire-sex question. (Shut up, I'm watching 'True Blood')So, there are those people who, for reasons I completely fail to understand, are unwilling to kiss their partner after said partner has performed oral sex on them, at least not before they gargle or brush their teeth or whatever. In the case of vampire-human sex in particular, because I assume this would be kind of aUnknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-49030050706169092802010-04-24T14:35:00.005-06:002010-04-24T14:47:33.584-06:00Vagazzle (NSFW)Folks,apparently the latest trend in very personal grooming is VAGAZZLING. It is more less exactly what it sounds like, the application of crystals to one's vaginal area. YEAH. Said area is, of course, completely denuded of hair. It seems to be that this is assumed for vagazzling - no one has pubic hair anymore.IF PEOPLE JUST LEFT THE DAMN HAIR WHERE IT WAS MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T THEN NEED TO Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-40510196861410499442010-03-08T08:06:00.002-07:002010-03-08T08:06:54.095-07:00I almost forgotI also got the P-style, which I am in the process of learning how to use! AT LAST, I will be able to pee standing up!!!Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-4283080907778140082010-03-08T07:44:00.005-07:002010-03-08T08:00:59.576-07:00let the sunshine in!It was definitely sad to see Hysteria go. Another small, locally-owned business pushed out of the market.My darling wife and I went to their going-out-of-business sale*.I picked up, wait for it....A SOLAR POWERED VIBRATOR (at 60% off!)It is difficult for me to express how much this thrills the eco-geek in me. Basically, as you can see, it's a bullet with a control attached that looks kind of a Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-92184469339674875702010-02-05T18:22:00.003-07:002010-02-05T18:24:09.327-07:00Goodbye Hysteria.Hysteria in Denver is closing. Sad times. I'm checking out the going-out-of-business sale with my darling wife tomorrow.**who is not the same person as my partner (Mon Amore), just for clarification. Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-4404439041814866672010-01-07T20:16:00.002-07:002010-01-07T20:19:26.008-07:00the other kind of pussyFinally watching 'True Blood' for the first time.Sookie telling her cat to stop purring and watching her masturbate: priceless, and so painfully life-like.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-83404221558399932222009-12-25T23:12:00.002-07:002009-12-25T23:23:40.879-07:00And things you never want to hearI was conceived many years ago last night, or next Thursday: either Christmas or New Year's Eve of the year in question. Why do I know this? Lots of people know when their conception occurred, because a parent went away for business, were on leave from service, lots of reasons, some less pleasant than others. Why do I know? I know because my parents felt the need to have an argument as to the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-23015318529876130502009-12-25T22:09:00.002-07:002009-12-25T22:14:40.438-07:00Better Left Unsaid:Thank you notes which would be unwise actually to send:Mere de Mon Amore, Cherie*,Thanks for sending us home with those excellent cookies as well as the other fantastic leftovers from dinner this evening. The cookies made a really satisfying snack after the incredibly satisfying sex that I just had with your first-born.Thanks a bundle.Love, your child's partner. *Dear the Mother of My LoveUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-40637269815403679532009-12-11T14:33:00.002-07:002009-12-11T14:55:57.811-07:00like a sex machineI subscribe to fitness magazines. I found SELF immensely helpful after I graduated from college and was trying to make-over my life and body from the excesses and abuses to which I had been subjecting myself. I got a free subscription to Women's Health thanks to a fabulous eyeslipsface (e.l.f) offer - a free magazine subscription with orders over $20.00. I'm generally pretty pleased with the Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-64490227561309766822009-12-05T14:08:00.003-07:002009-12-05T14:31:10.494-07:00In which I postulate once again on emptiness...I'm doing research for my Buddhism in America final paper. I'm writing about women in Buddhism, surprise, surprise. The reading is bringing me back to some of the fundamental questions that I seem always to be asking myself in my line of scholarship about sex, gender, and Buddhism, such as:1) How does one resolve the apparent contradictions between teachings on emptiness, and the traditional Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-70031967230947961472009-11-16T17:01:00.002-07:002009-11-16T17:26:34.956-07:00just like a womanTo give this post some context, I first have to make a confession:I watched a Romantic Comedy, willingly, by myself. . .Now that I'm done being embarrassed,I've been noticing a trend of female characters that I can actually identify with in these kinds of movies lately, or at least the previews for them, as I'm usually more into blood-guts-explosions-zombies kinds of movies, or depressing/foreignUnknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-9482784440685397502009-10-13T13:23:00.001-06:002009-10-13T13:24:34.627-06:00Why haven't I kept my promise about posting?Because I busted up my hand and haven't been able to type - need to prioritize school work for what I can eek out with voice recognition software, that's why.Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-8079022917423197022009-09-18T00:03:00.003-06:002009-09-18T00:10:00.792-06:00Dude-nessSex really turns me into a guy - my stereotypical male qualities and behaviors. It's funny. Visual:wearing boxers and a white undershirt, drinking a beer which rests between my legs when I'm not drinking it. Yeah.Then I burped while making nachos, and Mon Amore informed me that,"I was just about to say, as long as you don't burp right now, you wouldn't totally be a guy." It also seems as though Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-6391282163585996542009-09-15T18:16:00.002-06:002009-09-15T18:22:38.607-06:00This is EXACTLY what I have always been concerned about. Glass toys are pretty, they seem interesting, but they frigging terrify me, not matter how unusual problems with them are. ITS GLASS and very important, sensitive parts of the body. I break most everything that it is possible to break, and have what I am told is an extraordinarily *strong* vagina. If its possible to break a glass toy Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0