tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3882171392138941062011-12-29T03:52:12.712-07:00Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.comBlogger691100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-22556661922181263802011-12-24T17:01:00.002-07:002011-12-24T17:03:00.853-07:00

It still feels like an unbelievable revelation when I find out that someone thinks I'm sexy. Comprehending that more than one person might think this at any given time is like a brick to the head.That's all. Happy whatever you celebrate.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-90295178869462125682011-11-15T21:04:00.005-07:002011-11-15T21:39:52.717-07:00

I'm going to give a vague Glee spoiler alert here if you happen not to have watched any of season 2 or season 3 thus far. Okay?Santana is in love with Brittany. She's come to the conclusion that she is gay/lesbian. Now, these two things could very well both be true, both in the world of brilliant television musical dramadies, and life, but the first does not necessarily make the second true.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-30215958930269088972011-11-08T20:00:00.002-07:002011-11-08T20:01:13.820-07:00

He didn't say that I worried too much.He didn't tell me to stop worrying.He said " You're an amazing person and you don't need to worry as much as you do."That was new.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-51150814201167764442011-09-14T11:40:00.003-06:002011-09-14T12:07:08.467-06:00

One of my absolute favorite things about spending time alone where I live is the freedom not to wear any more clothing than I want to or is necessary due to temperature. I just took a shower after trying to plant some things. I may have put the sprouted avocado upside down, and that potted basil may have been too late in meeting the garden. That's entirely beside the point. The point is, that

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-91567797149364004822011-06-01T16:53:00.002-06:002011-06-01T16:56:57.346-06:00

In theory, intentionally avoiding relationships should prevent one from finding one's self feeling as though one has been dumped. In reality, this is not entirely true.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-23363454964027501562011-04-05T19:10:00.002-06:002011-04-05T19:13:09.546-06:00

My darling wife reminded me of the conventional wisdom that it takes half the duration of a relationship to 'get over it' once it has ended. Mon Amore and I were together for 45 months, meaning I should 'be over it' in April of 2012. You know, if the world hasn't already ended by that point.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-52718513368538645862011-04-03T18:39:00.002-06:002011-04-03T18:42:34.745-06:00

Not long after my split from Mon Amore, some friends from the world of fringe theatre was consoling me over a drink. They began pondering who they might fix me up with 'What guys do we know that are good enough for Kinsey'? I told them guys weren't the only or even necessarily the primary market for me, of which they were apparently totally unaware before. This led to the inevitable question

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-43426550788579874982011-03-28T17:45:00.003-06:002011-03-28T17:49:26.088-06:00

I recently pontificated that if my Kobo, iPod, and vibrator were all one magical device that could also tell me how great my ass looks in those jeans and that I'm way prettier than my ex's new flame, I would pretty much never have any need for a Significant Other again.* Listener's response: There's got to be an app for that!*except for the part that a magical literary/musical/film/orgasm

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-91283036121628223832011-03-26T18:31:00.003-06:002011-03-26T19:20:07.843-06:00

I should probably start by saying, because I don't believe that I have yet, that Mon Amore and I went our separate ways back in June.In August I moved from Colorado back to my home town in Nova Scotia. Yeah, I know, I never post, one more excuse, I probably have zero readers. Whatever. I write because I can't help but write, I'll try once again to do more of it in this forum than on paper or

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-10399285933999112942011-01-21T22:59:00.003-07:002011-01-21T23:03:06.835-07:00

Hi internet,I know I've been more conspicuously absent than usual, but then, only if you were ever paying attention in the first place. I just had something to share: I just made myself ejaculate without being high for the first time ever. Ejaculation is not unknown or even uncommon for me, but very, very difficult to manage by myself, and on the rare occasions it has happened, it has been after

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-36587485071866285102010-05-07T21:28:00.002-06:002010-05-07T21:37:18.402-06:00

I have a hypothetical vampire-sex question. (Shut up, I'm watching 'True Blood')So, there are those people who, for reasons I completely fail to understand, are unwilling to kiss their partner after said partner has performed oral sex on them, at least not before they gargle or brush their teeth or whatever. In the case of vampire-human sex in particular, because I assume this would be kind of a

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-49030050706169092802010-04-24T14:35:00.005-06:002010-04-24T14:47:33.584-06:00

Folks,apparently the latest trend in very personal grooming is VAGAZZLING. It is more less exactly what it sounds like, the application of crystals to one's vaginal area. YEAH. Said area is, of course, completely denuded of hair. It seems to be that this is assumed for vagazzling - no one has pubic hair anymore.IF PEOPLE JUST LEFT THE DAMN HAIR WHERE IT WAS MAYBE THEY WOULDN'T THEN NEED TO

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-40510196861410499442010-03-08T08:06:00.002-07:002010-03-08T08:06:54.095-07:00

I also got the P-style, which I am in the process of learning how to use! AT LAST, I will be able to pee standing up!!!

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-4283080907778140082010-03-08T07:44:00.005-07:002010-03-08T08:00:59.576-07:00

It was definitely sad to see Hysteria go. Another small, locally-owned business pushed out of the market.My darling wife and I went to their going-out-of-business sale*.I picked up, wait for it....A SOLAR POWERED VIBRATOR (at 60% off!)It is difficult for me to express how much this thrills the eco-geek in me. Basically, as you can see, it's a bullet with a control attached that looks kind of a

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-92184469339674875702010-02-05T18:22:00.003-07:002010-02-05T18:24:09.327-07:00

Hysteria in Denver is closing. Sad times. I'm checking out the going-out-of-business sale with my darling wife tomorrow.**who is not the same person as my partner (Mon Amore), just for clarification.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-4404439041814866672010-01-07T20:16:00.002-07:002010-01-07T20:19:26.008-07:00

Finally watching 'True Blood' for the first time.Sookie telling her cat to stop purring and watching her masturbate: priceless, and so painfully life-like.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-83404221558399932222009-12-25T23:12:00.002-07:002009-12-25T23:23:40.879-07:00

I was conceived many years ago last night, or next Thursday: either Christmas or New Year's Eve of the year in question. Why do I know this? Lots of people know when their conception occurred, because a parent went away for business, were on leave from service, lots of reasons, some less pleasant than others. Why do I know? I know because my parents felt the need to have an argument as to the

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-23015318529876130502009-12-25T22:09:00.002-07:002009-12-25T22:14:40.438-07:00

Thank you notes which would be unwise actually to send:Mere de Mon Amore, Cherie*,Thanks for sending us home with those excellent cookies as well as the other fantastic leftovers from dinner this evening. The cookies made a really satisfying snack after the incredibly satisfying sex that I just had with your first-born.Thanks a bundle.Love, your child's partner. *Dear the Mother of My Love

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-40637269815403679532009-12-11T14:33:00.002-07:002009-12-11T14:55:57.811-07:00

I subscribe to fitness magazines. I found SELF immensely helpful after I graduated from college and was trying to make-over my life and body from the excesses and abuses to which I had been subjecting myself. I got a free subscription to Women's Health thanks to a fabulous eyeslipsface (e.l.f) offer - a free magazine subscription with orders over $20.00. I'm generally pretty pleased with the

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-64490227561309766822009-12-05T14:08:00.003-07:002009-12-05T14:31:10.494-07:00

I'm doing research for my Buddhism in America final paper. I'm writing about women in Buddhism, surprise, surprise. The reading is bringing me back to some of the fundamental questions that I seem always to be asking myself in my line of scholarship about sex, gender, and Buddhism, such as:1) How does one resolve the apparent contradictions between teachings on emptiness, and the traditional

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-70031967230947961472009-11-16T17:01:00.002-07:002009-11-16T17:26:34.956-07:00

To give this post some context, I first have to make a confession:I watched a Romantic Comedy, willingly, by myself. . .Now that I'm done being embarrassed,I've been noticing a trend of female characters that I can actually identify with in these kinds of movies lately, or at least the previews for them, as I'm usually more into blood-guts-explosions-zombies kinds of movies, or depressing/foreign

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-9482784440685397502009-10-13T13:23:00.001-06:002009-10-13T13:24:34.627-06:00

Why haven't I kept my promise about posting?Because I busted up my hand and haven't been able to type - need to prioritize school work for what I can eek out with voice recognition software, that's why.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-8079022917423197022009-09-18T00:03:00.003-06:002009-09-18T00:10:00.792-06:00

Sex really turns me into a guy - my stereotypical male qualities and behaviors. It's funny. Visual:wearing boxers and a white undershirt, drinking a beer which rests between my legs when I'm not drinking it. Yeah.Then I burped while making nachos, and Mon Amore informed me that,"I was just about to say, as long as you don't burp right now, you wouldn't totally be a guy." It also seems as though

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-6391282163585996542009-09-15T18:16:00.002-06:002009-09-15T18:22:38.607-06:00

This is EXACTLY what I have always been concerned about. Glass toys are pretty, they seem interesting, but they frigging terrify me, not matter how unusual problems with them are. ITS GLASS and very important, sensitive parts of the body. I break most everything that it is possible to break, and have what I am told is an extraordinarily *strong* vagina. If its possible to break a glass toy

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-5122990630287354382009-09-05T14:29:00.005-06:002009-09-05T14:49:43.434-06:00

I really, really want the P Style STAT.Apparently, this offers a clean and covenient way for people to stand up to people for people who cannot do so otherwise. OMG! I have been trying to learn how to pee standing up since whenever it was that I found out that people with penises could do that probably at - 3 or 4 years old.This has resulted in years, and years of messy and unsuccessful

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-13320622352435164562009-08-26T21:54:00.003-06:002009-08-26T22:25:53.990-06:00

Ok, issues in masturbation....There is of course, the obvious stuff, such as privacy. So much of my life has been lived in shared quarters with family, roommates, or Significant Others. Whether in my bedroom as a teenager, when I was compelled to leave the door open at all times lest my dog become frantic about being denied access or exit, sharing a room as a first-year and sophomore in College

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-88321716221928901722009-08-21T15:33:00.005-06:002009-08-26T22:27:04.885-06:00

Okay,at this point I think we just need to say the summer was a wash and move on with it.I am a nerdy nerdface and all, but I really have never wanted the summer to end so badly so I could get back to the business of school, etc. I am, of course, also terrified. This is theoretically my LAST semester of my Master's degree. Holy pressure cooker, batman!It's weird, but probably true that getting

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-57799331104918375452009-08-14T14:20:00.002-06:002009-08-14T15:30:50.021-06:00

I know, I promised to post more. I'm working on my post about my getting over some hang ups and getting down with myself. I took some time while Mon Amore was away to use the time and space to get comfortable with masturbating, and figure out what works for me in that way, beyond the basic, 'okay, I had an orgasm.' Full details to come. I'm working like crazy right now for the Boulder

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-86517839391847988742009-07-09T13:56:00.004-06:002009-07-09T14:15:29.721-06:00

Apologies for the hiatus. Life happened, I allowed it to prevent me from writing. The truth is that I find it difficult honestly to talk about myself. No, really.The feedback which I have consistently been getting for the past two years at Naropa is that I am 'too academic' and do not speak enough from my own experience. I find it uncomfortable. On that subject, Mon Amore had the following to

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-73390252209620103962009-06-04T19:36:00.003-06:002009-06-04T20:06:03.625-06:00

This post has been percolating in my head for a while. I've been having a hard time properly wording exactly what it is that I'm trying to express. I fully anticipate not doing so especially well, and offending/angering people, and for that I apologize in advance. (not that I have much of a readership to offend.)Thus:Let me first say that I have the utmost respect for polyamory, and polyamorous

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-69165740536726317322009-05-20T12:53:00.005-06:002009-05-20T13:03:29.264-06:00

My online order from the Victoria's Secret Semi - Annual Sale just arrived!It doesn't start in stores for another month, at which point you bet your ass I'll be there. There were just a couple of things I had to snap up right away some of which aren't offered in my local store, like the Intimissimi line, which I adore. Being:I'm super in love with the sailor-stripe looking set, and all about

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-42686737524716469242009-05-17T14:01:00.002-06:002009-05-17T14:02:07.844-06:00

I can't decide if it's better or worse to know the people on the other side of the bedroom wall.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-62698122857154115142009-05-11T19:49:00.002-06:002009-05-11T19:56:57.104-06:00

Mon Amore and I just began to move into our fabulous, spacious, airy, new ground floor apartment!Things about the ground floor apartment: we're going to have to be careful about closing the blinds (in the living room AND the bedroom) so people can't see us having sex when they walk by!No free shows here.Things about which one does not need to worry on the third floor, with no one else's windows

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-42173118282079792252009-04-28T13:47:00.000-06:002009-04-28T21:24:23.364-06:00

Here's my entry for Ginger Leigh's Fabulous Shopping Spree Contest!My wishlist:Selene Vibrating Clitoral Pump ($33.99) A greater external exposure of my clit + sounds amazing.Nipplettes ($29.19) My nipples are wicked sensitive, and I've always been curious about nipple clamps.Thigh Harness ($25.89) This looks like it would create a lot of possibilities for penetration.Squirting Realistic Cock ($

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-7912214721215583422009-04-27T19:44:00.004-06:002009-04-27T19:53:25.316-06:00

Essin' Em just reminded me via twitter, of the summer of '06 during which I concluded that 'exercise is the new sex'. What, Kinsey?Well, from my point of view, working out provided the following:I would run to the same music that I liked to dance to, so that in itself would be a bit of a turn-on, because it would evoke in my mind being ground-on by dozens of hot people at bars and parties that

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-77191146504098579952009-04-22T23:20:00.000-06:002009-04-22T23:21:08.214-06:00

God I love when Mon Amore spanks me.That's all.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-74314821635560433542009-04-20T19:53:00.002-06:002009-04-20T20:31:02.662-06:00

I was just thinking about mascara,which is something I do a number of times on any given day. In fact, if the things about which I most frequently think are, in no particular order:sex, mascara, religion, the recession/money in general, the environment, food, and politics. I have , personal involvement in all of these subjects, 1.8 degrees (yes, that's how I'm calculating the finished portion of

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-10401325272562512712009-04-20T18:48:00.003-06:002009-04-20T18:54:18.228-06:00

Things that always make me temporarily happy, when I buy them:lingeriesex toysmakeupshoesearringsthings in which to put other things - boxes, bags, tins, cases, etc.all varieties of post-itsstationary-basically, things that make me feel a) attractive b) organizedClearly, the job of some of these things is longer lasting than just their purchase, ie) actually feeling pretty whilst wearing said

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-35506518675046816582009-04-18T20:32:00.002-06:002009-04-18T20:34:02.765-06:00

You have my solemn promise that at the first opportunity I will post photographs of my shoe and lingerie collections to show you what the fuck I'm talking about.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-60933065700272027202009-04-17T12:45:00.002-06:002009-04-17T13:36:29.701-06:00

Yesterday I got vagina-probed (internal ultra-sound) yesterday in an attempt to figure out what the heck causes me so much pain and misery. The answer apparently is: nothing they can find. I have a 'simple cyst' on my right ovary, which could just be ovulating, since I took a month break from the pill before starting Yaz to see if it will do a somewhat better job of regulating my cycle and

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-13611927925027314642009-04-06T11:45:00.004-06:002009-04-06T11:51:10.786-06:00

I was buying a fabulous pair of (very inexpensive) shoes over the weekend at Ross. They are black velvet, with a small platform - the kind that blends into the toe box with the fabric, perilously high stiletto heels, and a strap around the ankle - so not quite Mary Janes. I was also purchasing a lacy red camisole to go under a suit with which I plan to wear said shoes as well, and had the

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-17843753212761338162009-04-03T20:08:00.003-06:002009-04-03T20:32:36.420-06:00

I have slowly, and modestly, trying to learn to be a locavore. This is not the smartest or easiest thing to do in this ecotome in the winter. (I'm not sure which it is, to tell you the truth, does Colorado count as the American South-West?)But, here I am, and thus I sojourn. I decided that student and apartment life were not especially well-suited to this little project, given that I do not

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-58974791219005047752009-03-15T22:19:00.000-06:002009-03-15T22:21:26.363-06:00

"She didn't have time to look at her vagina, she was busy"-Eve Ensler, 'The Vagina Monologues'I swear, I'll catch up with writing here as soon as I've started to catch up writing things that get graded.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-30089416164636531092009-02-28T10:04:00.004-07:002009-03-01T19:49:20.873-07:00

My Vagina is tired. It is, it's exhausted and it's staying right here. It feels good, but we've both been working very hard and been very busy lately.Friday night was the first of three performances of 'The Vagina Monologues' by V-Day Boulder this year. I think I can safely say we rocked the house. Last night, we did it again. Afterwords much of the cast went to a bar for dancing and karaoke.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-42982080190804895812009-02-13T22:28:00.001-07:002009-02-13T22:29:35.352-07:00

As Essin' Em commands, I do. Why?Because, a) she's awesome, b) she knows about these things, c) did I mention that she's awesome?

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-7901109245299710212009-02-10T23:40:00.003-07:002009-02-10T23:51:24.674-07:00

I have the distinct honor and privilege of performing in V-Day Boulder's production of 'The Vagina Monologues' again this year. During this process I have been fortunate enough to meet Essin' Em. She's gorgeous, brilliant, talented, and fabulous. I could have told you this on my own, but many others share my opinion, including bestsextoyreviewers.com who voted her the best sex toy reviewer this

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-90534362687953134222009-02-07T02:18:00.005-07:002009-02-07T02:39:59.597-07:00

I am currently in awe of the volume and selection of sex toys, props, safer sex accouterments, and sexual aids available on Amazon.I discovered this during a search for pasties. I don't know that I have a particularly legitimate reason for wanting pasties, or an identifiable need for them. You know how it is sometimes. I just want some, cool ones from Bristol6or Pastease.What with the nipple

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-28313155339842528752009-02-05T12:25:00.003-07:002009-02-05T12:56:44.051-07:00

Yesterday, I bought a personal massager. No, really, an item which even I believe is intended for the relief and relaxation of sore muscles in the neck and shoulders.I am a little embarrassed because I spend so much time laughing at 'personal massagers' in places like the drug store, Brookstone, Target, WALMART of all places (apparently its okay to jerk off, so long as you don't admit to it, but

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-11652633336629506432008-12-12T20:34:00.003-07:002008-12-12T20:45:17.944-07:00

So whoever this intermediate friend is, they seem to be very aware of my internet activities, less than twelve hours after my being informed about the site, the pictures of me were taken down. I don't feel as though I was unreasonable about the whole thing, just confused and curious. I just want to know and understand. If you are involved please talk to me about it?

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-53073544959372700122008-12-12T00:55:00.003-07:002008-12-12T01:08:21.527-07:00

I just received an email informing me my picture, make that PICTURES are on a website. How did I get there? Sorry, in fact I know how I got there, it says that the person that posted them was shown said pictures by a friend of theirs who is my friend on facebook. Maybe I need to be more selective about who I'm internet friends with. I have never heard of this website. Apparently its primarily

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-61630624883611627142008-12-08T13:50:00.005-07:002008-12-08T14:40:36.470-07:00

It was not too long ago that I expressed my concern that sex be ecologically sound and sustainable.In England, LoveHoney has taken a step in that direction. They have a sex-toy recycling program!Its not entirely clear to me whether or not this applies solely to rabbit vibrators, or if other sex toys can be recycled as well. In either case, its a step in the right direction, and given the

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-20988509556760048612008-11-12T15:35:00.000-07:002008-11-12T15:36:27.563-07:00

I may, or may not have been asked out on a date yesterday. At the end of class, one of my classmates walked over to me as I was gathering my bag and jacket and asked"Do you have lunch plans"I was more than a little surprised, which I will further explain in a moment, and replied."I have therapy pretty much right now" (which was the truth.) "Let's do it some other time, though."She said 'ok' and

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-168406587138267202008-10-19T12:30:00.002-06:002008-10-19T12:33:23.741-06:00

This is what I was talking about:The papillion"Come for a cause with the Papillon vibrator! Part of the proceeds from this sweet vibe goes directly to the Living Beyond Breast Cancer® organization. The discreet, waterproof, purple vibrator swoops to match the contours of your body, and the satiny, hard plastic shell thrums strongly in both speeds. As if your own pleasure weren’t enough, you’ll be

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I was all set to write a post about the vibrator I recently gave a friend of mine, which was at the check-out, impulse purchase section at Fascinations. The packaging proclaimed that this product was to benefit breast cancer research. It was purple, not pink. It did not say 'hope' anywhere on the vibrator. It was a multi-speed, I think about 4 inches long, with a slight g-spot curve. Two

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-43119857937865798332008-08-03T12:18:00.003-06:002008-08-03T12:26:13.953-06:00

I never thought I would hear myself say this, but: Why does everything vibrate these days? Seriously.The vibrating razor business really just strikes me as dangerous. I far prefer a steady sharp blade against my skin. Doesn’t a sharp thing that moves on its own seem more likely to cause cuts than one that does not. Once a trend like that hits the market it will of course spread like

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-49470255057331124152008-06-15T16:36:00.000-06:002008-06-29T16:59:08.739-06:00

Quote courtesy of Hank Moody, 'Californication' episode 102.With bathing-suit season upon us, and whilst enjoying the aforementioned brilliant Shotime program, I've had plenty of occasion to consider the ever-pressing question of pubic hair. I have long maintained the sentiment echoed by Hank that bare down there just isn't appealing. It's weird. I'm sorry, it just is. In all of my sordid

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-47031991068697582172008-06-05T16:59:00.000-06:002008-06-29T17:03:37.580-06:00

Things that had not occurred to me about the internet: That the person to whom one lost one's virginity on the beach at summer camp* might track one down on facebook, after not having seen or spoken to said person in five years.*we were counselors, not campers and of an age reasonably to be able to consent. It might also be worth mentioning that, although I am not a person of faith, it was a

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-11480384942407016462008-05-20T03:44:00.000-06:002008-05-28T04:01:21.217-06:00

I know this is a bit 'johnny -come -lately,' but I've been thinking about just what a valuable resource the internet is in terms of sexuality.1) sex toysI can't imagine how many more people feel comfortable purchasing their sex accouterments this way than would have felt able to walk into a sex store to browse and purchase. I got my first vibrator this way when I was still shy of doing so in

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-71687861922178097172008-05-12T23:02:00.002-06:002008-05-12T23:18:06.425-06:00

Have you seen the Walgreens website?Every time I get a receipt that says I could win $3000.00 there, I go. I never really paid much attention to the rest of it. When working on the online prescription service, M.A. pointed out the 'sexual wellness section.'HOLY.CRAP. We were both expecting something along the lines of what is available at our local Walgreens, the sexual wellness products of

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-57124387656801322052008-05-08T23:40:00.003-06:002008-05-08T23:58:21.452-06:00

I know you've seen the commercials. They're hilarious. You've probably looked for them on YouTube already. KY Yours and MineIs this what it takes to get mainstream (straight) American to use lube? I suppose its all about the 'exciting sensations.' People need to be convinced that it will somehow infinitely improve their sex lives, which must mean that it needs to feel remarkable in some way.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-2565348331590996842008-05-03T13:24:00.002-06:002008-05-03T13:28:41.648-06:00

Google results for 'sex' 727,000,000Results on my iTunes: 30Results on iTunes store: 150

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-82412222689807005422008-04-29T21:40:00.003-06:002008-04-29T21:46:46.727-06:00

Scene: Kinsey hard at work hanging lights for a show this weekend, with boss, and production manager.Kinsey's boss: Did you know I'm an honorary lesbian?Kinsey: No, what gave you that status?B: I've dated more women that are gay than heterosexual women.Kinsey: Really?Production manager: It's you're feminine side.B: Yeah, my backside.pause for laughterB: Isn't your boyfriend one of those guys?*

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-12033625798177497552008-04-29T13:02:00.001-06:002008-05-05T14:24:11.413-06:00

Ok, so I know this is coming a week late, but that's the way it is sometimes.The Tranny Road Show was fantastic!It had that ability that only variety-type acts have to cross the entire board of emotion and entertainment. It was funny, it was touching, it spurred me to laughter, anger, and nearly to tears.Highlights included an aerialist - sort of acrobatic dancing done suspended from ropes and/

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-84068253058339355042008-04-25T17:30:00.002-06:002008-04-25T17:35:15.430-06:00

I'm warning you I'm not going to be funny and/or clever today, if you ever find me to be in the first place. I'm also talking about sexuality more than I am sex per se. It seems to be a week of events. Today is the Day of Silence. I'm wearing an official shirt. I am not being totally silent, as that's not really responsible or feasible at my job. Phones need to be answered, directions need to

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-85232169524227329892008-04-23T12:19:00.004-06:002008-04-23T20:43:21.056-06:00

Today, in honor of PassoverWhilst I was in college debates would rage rampant across living rooms and dinning halls about about how kashrut applied to sex, specifically of course, oral sex.My conclusions on the matter are as follows:1) As strictly speaking, one is not eating the person on whom one is going down*, even though we commonly refer to it as such, the point may be moot to begin with.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-10365569982446887592008-04-22T14:08:00.000-06:002008-04-22T14:09:48.309-06:00

In honor of Earth Day, I want to talk about sustainable/eco friendly sex toys and accouterments. After all, sex falls into the list of the top five most natural things for a human body to do. If you stop to think about it, safer sex devices and toys have the potential to create an awful lot of needless waste: latex and non-latex condoms, gloves, and dams going in the trash.* For the toys, there

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-27530802217867369092008-04-11T16:31:00.000-06:002008-04-22T15:39:21.279-06:00

The Lovely Lauren brought this to my attention, after I talked about another iVibrator towards which Dan Savage pointed me. Now, I’ve been trying to explain, to relatively little avail the commodification and ‘coolification’ of sex toys for a while now. Vibrators among certain young and hip sets are akin to bags and shoes in terms of status and indie cool to others. It isn’t really about how

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-46706765295889027962008-04-02T18:29:00.000-06:002008-04-22T15:30:15.877-06:00

According to Self magazine, 4 times as many women between the ages of 18-60 have tried using a vibrator as have tried yoga. Which surprised me, as in Northampton, we definitely have more yoga studios than sex-stores. But then, I suppose that the two aren't mutually exclusive.Personally, I started yoga when I was 17. I was 20 when I bought my first vibrator.I'm not sure if I love that or hate it.

Kinseyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00939466193458330544noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-388217139213894106.post-17453619113132225032008-03-31T15:27:00.000-06:002008-04-22T15:28:26.892-06:00

Dear Brookstone,Isn't it time that you came clean?Honestly; who is it that you think you're fooling by calling your high-end vibrators"personal massagers"? The chairs I believe, the foot massagers as well. But the hand held ones? Given that one of them looks exactly like the Hitachi Magic Wand? Come on.You sell vibrators bracketing. There's really no shame in that. Everyone needs a little lovin',

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